Copper Wire!

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. 

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, a German archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in  der SPIEGEL : "German archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".


One week later, the Dept of Minerals and Energy in Jamaica, reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in Central Kingston, in a region North of Manchester, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Winston CL (Cool-Locks) Smyth has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Jamaica had already gone wireless." 


“Yeah-Maan..! Jus mak a man proud-dabee Jamaican!”