How to raise a juvenile delinquent in your own family.

Begin from infancy to give your child everything it wants. This will ensure your child believes that the world owes it a living.

Pick up everything that your child leaves lying around. This will teach your child that it can always throw off responsibility on others.

Openly quarrel, fight and express your grievances with your partner in front of your child continually. This will teach your child that self restraint and self respect is unecessary.

Fail to follow through with any threat of discipline. This will build your child’s immunity to consequences

Take the childs part against neighbours, teachers and the police. They are all prejudiced against your child. Your child is a ‘free spirit’ and never wrong.

Finally, prepare yourself for a life of grief. Your going to have one.